| Speaker
|
Dialogue
|
| Theme Plays
|
|
|
| On the view of the Blue Bear Bay.
|
| Gwen
|
(offscreen) Behold, the majesty of beautiful blue bear bay, the perfect place for the maiden voyage of the SS Pettigrew!
|
| Ben and Gwen are on a ship named the SS Pettigrew.
|
| Ben
|
(weakly) Oh boy, a wobbly boat.
|
| Gwen
|
It's much more than a boat, Ben. (wearing a sailor suit and narrating) It's a state of the art mega-ferry with a room for seventy cars and eight-hundred passengers. Completely powered by solar panels and other renewable energy sources. Able to reach speeds up 10 eighty knots! It's hull, pretty much indestructible, this ship is a modern marvel!
|
| Max
|
(munching on chilli) Mmm. And they have great chilli!
|
| Gwen
|
Chilli? Grandpa, this is the coolest ship ever built!
|
| Max
|
Oh, sure, it's all right, I guess. But these fancy techno-ships can't compare with the true queen of the sea, like the SS Manby.
|
| The scene shows the SS Manby, another ship.
|
| Gwen
|
That's a queen of the sea?
|
| Max
|
Well she was, until they decommissioned her. She sure is something.
|
| Gwen
|
She's something, all right.
|
| Max
|
Oh, this brings back memories.
|
| Gwen
|
Memories?
|
| Max
|
Look. (shows Gwen picture of his young self on the SS Manby) Here I am, just a little boy riding the manby for the first time. Those were the days.
|
| Gwen
|
Who's that guy in the back? He looks familiar.
|
| Max
|
Hmm, there is something about him.
|
| Steam horn blows.
|
| Max
|
Oh, listen to that old horn blow! Brings back so many memories!
|
| Gwen
|
Grandpa?
|
| Max
|
(wearing a sailor suit and narrating) The decks of hand-crafted Floridian white oak. (almost falls over) Woah! Speeds of up to five and a quarter uhh... knots - storage space of plenty for four horse-drawn carriages! A side-wheeling single-cylinder steam engine! (falls in the water) Woah! A great old-style coal-burning boiler. The finest example of 19th century shipbuilding we have around in these modern-
|
| Ben
|
(retches)
|
| Gwen
|
You said it, Ben. That old husk is bolted to the dock where it probably belongs.
|
| Max
|
Ben looks a little seasick. Buck up! Only another hour and we'll be back on dry land. Here, how about a little chili to settle your stomach?
|
| Ben
|
(retches)
|
| Gwen
|
I read that a good way to cure seasickness is to look to the horizon. If you focus-
|
| Ben
|
Turn into an alien? Great idea, Gwen!
|
| Gwen
|
No, Ben, that's not what I said!
|
| Ben slams the Omnitrix and transforms into Wildvine.
|
| Wildvine
|
Wildvine!
|
| Gwen
|
And you feel better?
|
| Wildvine
|
Yep, I feel- (retches and accidentally vomits on a woman's hat) I am so sorry!
|
| Woman
|
(looks at her hat) Ooh! Begonias are my favorite! You do beautiful work!
|
| The Omnitrix times out and Wildvine reverts into Ben.
|
| Ben
|
Going alien didn't help at all!
|
| Gwen
|
Like I said, try looking at the horizon. If you keep focusing on stuff that's right in front of you, you'll stay sick.
|
| Ben
|
Ugh! (looking at the horizon) How is this supposed to help, Gwen?
|
| The sea starts rumbling and something is coming out of the water.
|
| Ben
|
(offscreen) Huh? What's that?
|
| Suddenly, the Clocktopus comes out from the sea.
|
| All
|
The Clocktopus?!
|
| Steam Smythe
|
(maniacal laughter) Behold, world! Steam Smythe rises with my revitalized Clocktopus! I am here to declare that... (notices Ben) Tennyson?!
|
| Ben
|
Steam Smythe?! How many times do I have to kick your rusty old can?!
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Are you following me? No matter! I'll destroy you along with this disgrace of a ship! Have at you!
|
| Steam Smythe knocks Ben away with one of the Clocktopus's tentacles.
|
| Ben
|
(wailing)
|
| Gwen
|
Ben! I've got you, (grabs a lifebuoy and throws it at Ben) catch!
|
| The lifebuoy lands on Ben's head while the latter is in the sea.
|
| Ben
|
Ow! Gwen, I can swim, you know!
|
| Gwen
|
Oh, right, yeah. Sorry!
|
| Steam Smythe
|
(offscreen) This so-called new queen of the sea goes down without a fight, (onscreen) and thus proves the superiority of my beloved beautiful SS Manby. A real vessel from a time when they know how to build things to last.
|
| Steam Smythe is using the Clocktopus's tentacles to grab the Pettigrew and pushing it down, making everyone slip. Gwen and Max are about to slip in the sea, but is saved by Diamondhead's crystal rock.
|
| Diamondhead
|
Wait, all this is for that junky tugboat?
|
|
|
| Steam Smythe
|
The SS Manby has more class than this tawdry float every will!
|
| Gwen
|
Wait a minute. (puts her hands through Max's jacket)
|
| Max
|
Woah, Gwen! If you need a snack, just ask!
|
| Gwen
|
No, Grandpa, the photo. (points at man in Max's photo) Look, twinsies!
|
| Max
|
Oh, those aren't twinsies, those are samesies. But that photo was taken more than 40 years ago.
|
| Diamondhead
|
Whatever, here I go!
|
| Diamondhead rolls down the pressed-down ship while trying to contain his sickness and constructs crystal rocks that save the people who are about to fall, the woman with Wildvine vomit on her hat gets saved in Diamondhead's arms before she can fall.
|
| Diamondhead
|
Oh no, lady. Look, look lady, I'm about to... (accidentally vomits a crystal necklace around her neck)
|
| Woman
|
Ooh! Beautiful! Wait till I show the girls at bingo!
|
| Diamondhead
|
Yeah? Well, hold onto your jewels.
|
| Diamondhead jumps and dodges Steam Smythe trying to hit Diamondhead with the Clocktopus's tentacle but destroys three of crystal rocks while trying to.
|
| Woman
|
Ooh, that's okay. Mama needs a new pair of earrings!
|
| Diamondhead
|
Yeah, that ain't gonna happen, but this is... (the Omnitrix times out and Diamondhead reverts into Ben)
|
| Steam Smythe grabs Ben with the Clocktopus's tentacle.
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Aww! Is you little tummy-wummy all fussy-wussy? (laughs maniacally) These modern engines aren't so fast when they're punctured! And my coup de grace hasn't even arrived yet! But hark, (offscreen) it approaches!
|
| The scene shows a steam hot air balloon with Steam Smythe's coup de grace inside.
|
| Steam Smythe
|
There will be no escape. This modern monstrosity will be reduced to shards!
|
| Ben
|
Ugh, could that old thing be any slower?
|
| Steam Smythe
|
It's making record time!
|
| Woman
|
If you're feeling sick again, let me know, dearie!
|
| Ben
|
Can we get on with it?
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Contemporary youth are so impatient. Go, Aristocrow!
|
| Steam Smythe's pet crow named Aristocrow flies out of the Clocktopus to Steam Smythe's coup de grace and clicks a red button that releases steam piranhas into the sea.
|
| Ben
|
What?
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Your eyes do not deceive! Steam-powered piranhas... With jaws strong enough to chew this flashy monstrosity to smithereens! (laughs maniacally) Didn't see that coming, did you, Tennyson?
|
| Ben
|
He's right, I didn't see that coming.
|
| The steam-powered piranhas start heading for a fisherman in a small boat while heading to the real action.
|
| Fisherman
|
Oh no! The fish rebellion has begun!
|
| The piranhas destroy the boat.
|
| Fisherman
|
I regret nothing! (falls into the water)
|
| Ben
|
(retches)
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Gadzooks! Did you just relieve your lunch on my Clocktopus?! (releases the Clocktopus tentacles from the Pettigrew) (offscreen) You disgusting brat!
|
| Ben is released from the tentacles and falls to Gwen and Max.
|
| Gwen and Max
|
Ben!
|
| Ben
|
I'm too sick to be a hero, can't concentrate!
|
| Max
|
I know it's really hard to concentrate when you're not feeling your best, but like Gwen told you, you have to tune out the little stuff, and focus on the big picture.
|
| Ben
|
You mean like look to the horizon?
|
| Max
|
Uh, hmm... I confused myself a little. Eh, do I?
|
| Gwen
|
Yes!
|
| Ben
|
Okay, here goes! (groaning while looking to the horizon) Hmm.
|
| Max
|
How do you feel?
|
| Ben
|
You know what, I do feel better. Ready to kick some butt!
|
| Ben slams down the Omnitrix and transforms into Heatblast and during the transformation, he gets consumed in blue energy.
|
| Heatblast
|
Huh?
|
| Heatblast then upgrades into Omni-Enhanced Heatblast with electrical-fire powered jetpacks.
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast
|
Oh yeah, woo! That's what I call firepower! I am... (retches) Ooh! Oh boy, okay, focus. Take out Steam Smythe, then take out his robo-piranhas. Eyes on the horizon. (flies into battle)
|
| Steam Smythe
|
What do you think you're doing?
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast dodges the Clocktopus's tentacles.
|
| Omni-Enhanched Heatblast
|
(retches) Big picture!
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast then starts firing electro-fire balls at the Clocktopus, then he succeeds in blasting another electro-fire ball on the Clocktopus.
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast
|
Ha!
|
| Steam Smythe
|
(offscreen maniacal laughter)
|
| Steam Smythe uses the Clocktopus' tentacle to grab Omni-Enhanced Heatblast and throw him on the Pettigrew.
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast
|
Ohh... aww man, my stomach's on fire!
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Foolish fire fiend! Like the magnificent Manby, this craft feds on fire! You can't defeat me in your pathetic state! And soon, my steam-powered piranhas will consume this modern monstrosity, leaving the SS Manby to rule the waters once more!
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast
|
(groans) Okay, I can't beat him with a direct attack and I can't... (retches) focus on just him without getting sick. Horizon! Gotta look to the horizon. Wait, the Manby, piranhas, (looks at the fire in the Clocktopus) fire, (looks at crystal necklace) alien hurl. That's it! I can use Steam Smythe's hyper-focus against him!
|
| Steam Smythe
|
(offscreen) Enough dilly-dally! (onscreen) You don't know when to quit, do you?
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast
|
Nope! (flies away)
|
| Gwen
|
Ben, where are you going? Steam Smythe is that way! Ee-
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Looks like your hero abandoned ship. (laughs maniacally)
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast
|
Oh, man! I've never felt better about feeling so bad! (spinning around) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast goes over to the chimney of the SS Manby and vomits fire into the chimney, making the fire going into the fire storage of the Manby and the fire bursts.
|
|
|
| Crowd
|
(cheering) The Manby sails again!/Oh, Manby!
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast grabs onto the steering wheel of the Manby and starts driving the ship.
|
| Gwen
|
What is he doing?
|
| Steam Smythe
|
You're fish food! You and these infernal solar panels, these electric turbines! My piranhas will devour it all! And the Manby shall rule this bay once more! (notices Omni-Enhanced Heatblast driving the Manby) My Manby! How dare you put her in harm's way!
|
| The steam-powered piranhas start chomping on the Clocktopus' tentacles.
|
| Steam Smythe
|
No! Don't eat me! No! Stay back!
|
| The Clocktopus starts sinking in the water.
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Listen to daddy!
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast grabs Steam Smythe and hangs him up while levitating.
|
| Steam Smythe
|
Unhand me, brute!
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast
|
Sorry, Smythe. Looks like you're all washed up! No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, hope you like seafood! (retches) Hang on, hang on! I got a bet, it's off to jail with you. Good news is, it's the most modern prison in the countryter one! Guess your ship has sailed!
|
| Omni-Enhanced Heatblast vomits electro-fire on the sea.
|
|
|
| Later, the Rustbucket rides off the Pettigrew and Steam Smythe is being forced to enter a police officer's car, under arrest with the woman gazing.
|
| Police Officer
|
Alright, buddy, bad news is, it's off to jail with you. Good news is, it's the most modern prison in the country.
|
| Steam Smythe
|
No!
|
| The police officer then rides his car away.
|
| Woman
|
I'll write you everyday, Mr. Smythe!
|
| Max
|
(offscreen) Looks you you finally conquered your seasickness, Ben. Good job!
|
| Ben
|
Uh, I hate to admit it, but Gwen's "look to the horizon" thing really worked!
|
| Gwen
|
Literally and metaphorically.
|
| Ben
|
Sorry about sinking the Manby, Grandpa.
|
| Max
|
Ah, it's alright, Ben. The Manby may be gone, but my precious memories are still swirling. (retches) Uh-oh, and... and so is that chilli!
|
| Gwen
|
(offscreen) The horizon, Grandpa.
|
| Ben
|
(offscreen) Look at the horizon!
|
|
|
| Credits Play
|
This transcript needs cleanup. It does not adhere to the Transcript Manual of Style.
