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Hit 'Em Where They Live Too Hot to Handle
Video Games

Prologue

Speaker Dialogue
In the street, Ssserpent is looming over Ben.
Ssserpent Who are you to challenge the might of Ssserpent?
Ben I'm a deputized agent of the Plumbers, you're breaking your parole.
Ssserpent And do you think you possssess the power to ssstop me?
Ben Yeah, kinda do.
Ben activates the Ultimatrix and transforms into Four Arms. Ben has reobtained Four Arms and is now available in the Ultimatrix.
Four Arms Four Arms! Huh, didn't even know that was still in there.
Ssserpent You will be my evening sssnack.
Ssserpent launches his elastic hand at Four Arms.
Four Arms (restrains hand) Nope.
Ssserpent tries to hit him again.
Four Arms (restrains hand) Strike Two.
Ssserpent tries to escape.
Ssserpent We appear to be at sssomething of a ssstand off.
Four Arms I don't really sssee it that way.
Four Arms slams him with two cars.
Ssserpent (weakened) I'd like to go home now, pleassse.
The Ultimatrix times out and Four Arms reverts into Ben. Suddenly, a helicopter from the sky appears in the scene, a man with glasses comes out of the helicopter.
Oliver Thompson Ben Tennyson! What a marvellous fight, you are even more impressive in person. I am Oliver, wold famous video game producer and I want to be in business with you, Ben 10. We are going to make you the star of your own video game.
Ben (excited) Aw, man!
Theme Plays.

Act 1

Speaker Dialogue
Kevin drives his car to Mr. Smoothy with Gwen inside, they exit the car, mad at each other.
Gwen (to Kevin) You are unbelievable!
Ben (exits Mr. Smoothy) You are never going to believe what happened to me today!
Kevin (to Gwen) What like trying to teach you to drive and now I'm the bad guy?
Gwen You are the worst teacher ever!
Kevin If you wanna be mad at me, fine, but don't take it out on the car.
Ben (to Gwen and Kevin) So I'm fighting Ssserpent, right and after I clean his clog-.
Kevin Look, Gwen, you have to treat a car like you treat a woman.
Gwen (gives him a look) Go on.
Kevin (pauses) No. I sense I made a mistake of some kind.
Ben I'm going to be in a video game, the "Ben 10 video game!".
Gwen (to Kevin) You never stop criticizing and doing that 'breathing' thing.
Kevin I'm breathing wrong?
Gwen You know what I mean, that thing where it sounds like your breathing, but it really means that I disappointed you somehow.
Kevin (breathes)
Gwen Cut it out! (briefly walks away)
Kevin Oh come on Gwen, don't 'pout'.
Ben As if anyone can be unhappy on the day I get my own video game.
Kevin starts shooting spitwads at Gwen's hair, which she uses manna to block the peaballs.
Kevin Come on, kinda cute right?
Gwen Kinda disgusting. Are those spitwads?
Kevin To be fair, spitwads wash out - that gigantic dent you put in my front bumper!
Ben Okay, timeout! I've got an idea. I've got my license, I'll teach her.
Kevin That's a bad idea.
Ben Then it's settled.
Gwen So you'll take me driving?
Ben Later, now I have to get scanned for my video game.
Kevin What video game?
Ben and Kevin are at the making of Ben's video game.
Oliver Okay, Ben Tennyson, are you ready for your close-up?
Ben (exits a room wearing with a blue motion-capture suit) Sure, what kind of game is it gonna be? Platform hand-held or PC, FPS, RPG, no wait, an MMO?
Kevin (coughs) Dork.
Oliver But before we can make any kind of game, we have to scan your movements into the compute, the suit you're wearing will help us with that.
Ben So whatever I do will be in the game?
Oliver Whatever all your transformations do.
Ben (activates the Ultimatrix) Then what are we waiting for?
Ben slams the Ultimatrix and transforms into Humungousaur.
Humungousaur Humungousaur!
Humungousaur performs some fighting actions.
Humungousaur I haven't even used this move yet, you can put this one into the game. (starts doing some kicking actions)
Oliver Let us stick to your actual moves, we want this to be as realistic as we make it.
Kevin It's like a big nerdy traffic accident, I should look but, I can't turn away.
Humungousaur does hitting actions causing one of the white pearls on his suit to fall off.
Humungousaur (to Oliver) Uh, one of my balls fell off.
Oliver That's okay, try another transformation.
Humungousaur hits the Ultimatrix symbol, to turn him into another alien.
Nanomech Nanomech!
Oliver Are you invisible?
Nanomech No, I'm down here!
Nanomech appears to be behind the tiny white pearl that dropped off his suit as Humungousaur due to the former's size.
Kevin The little guy? Lame.
Oliver Ben, that transformation is too small, we can't get a decent scan.
Nanomech Oh, okay, how about...
Ben hits the Ultimatrix symbol and transforms into Jetray.
Jetray Jetray! Did you know as Jetray I can shoot out of my eyes and my tail? (flying in a circle)
Oliver You're already famous, but when we're done, you be famous and rich!
Meanwhile, at night, Oliver is observing the data of Ben's transformations, and is revealed to secretly be working for an evil guy.
Will Harangue Did you get it?.
Oliver (takes off his fake beard and ponytail) Yes sir, Mr. Harangue, everything you need to destroy Ben Tennyson!
Ben is giving Gwen some driving lessons in his car.
Gwen Am I doing okay, or shall I stay in this gear or shall I downshift?
Ben (drinks smoothie) Wonder what my game will be like. I hope it's like Sumo Slammers 4: Tournament Edition, wonder if my game will get a sequel, wonder what the sequel will be like.
Gwen stops the car with brakes.
Ben Go a little easy on the brakes, Gwen.
Ben and Gwen see a giant red robot with four spider-like legs and it scans the Mark 10.
Ben (frightened) Forget what I said! Go, go go!
Gwen drives the car away from the giant robot.
Gwen (struggling) First to second, second to third.
Ben activates the Ultimatrix and transforms into Spidermonkey.
Spidermonkey Spidermonkey! (exits the car and goes on the top of it)
The giant red robot starts following the car.
Spidermonkey Keep it steady Gwen!
Gwen I'm trying!
Spidermonkey And keep your hands at the ten and two o'clock positions.
Spidermonkey fires a web shot at the robot, which doesn't deal any damage.
Spidermonkey Oh that's going to be a problem.
The red robot tries to shoot at the car, which is agile enough to dodge.
Gwen Road work ahead!
Spidermonkey Brakes. Brakes!
Gwen pushes the wrong brake.
Spidermonkey No, the other one!
Gwen constructs a manna bridge to lead the car up to the up-streetway.
Spidermonkey Maybe it can stop Spidermonkey, but it won't stop Chromastone.
Spidermonkey hits the Ultimatrix symbol and transforms into Swampfire.
Swampfire Swampfire! - Was not who I was going for. I can still make this work.
Swampfire blasts fire at the robot, for the fire to get extinguished by its extinguishers. Swampfire throws seeds on the ground, planting plant tentacles that wrap around the giant red robot, to trap it, but escapes using pesticide acid spray, melting the plant tentacles.
Gwen Ben! What shall we do?
Swampfire I got nothing.

Act 2

Speaker Dialogue
Gwen drives the car to an up-driveway, and the robot still follows the car, unleashing blasters from it's head and aims to to a car with a family in it.
Swampfire Great, innocent bystanders.
Swampfire hits the Ultimatrix symbol and turns into Jetray.
Jetray Jetray!
Gwen Right behind you.
The car stops due to her lack of driving knowledge.
Gwen Ugh! (tries to get it to go, but can't)
The robot is chasing the car with a family in it and shoots at them.
Jetray (saves the car) I gotcha!
Gwen fires manna disks at the robot on manna stepping stones, the robot draws its attention to Gwen and Jetray fires neuroshock lasers for it to get deflected back to Jetray by a mirror over robot's former's head, knocking the latter unconscious. The robot walks away from the scene, then the Ultimatrix times out and Jetray reverts into Ben.
Gwen You okay?
Ben I'm confused, why would that thing attack me, counter every one of my moves and go after someone else...
At Oliver Thompson's place, Harangue and Oliver are watching the robot through camera.
Will Harangue Before running away? The Stalker was winning, why did you recall it?
Oliver It mistook a minivan for Ben's car, its automatic control settings aren't smart enough.
Will Harangue Then don't set it on auto, let me drive.
Ben and Gwen enter Ben's House.
Kevin Done with your little lesson? Good, something you need to see. (presses the remote to put on the Will Harangue news)
Will Harangue Tonight on the Harangue nation, exclusive footage of Ben 10's greatest rampage, (shows damage in Ben and the Stalker's fight) this carnage is typical of the destruction he leaves everywhere he goes. Well I say it's time to stop him! I've spent fourteen million dollars of my own money to make sure the menace of Ben Tennyson is stopped! I'm calling you out Ben 10!
Ben presses the off-button on the remote, and Kevin fires a spitwad at the TV.
Gwen Kind of a coincidence with the robot today.
Ben There's no way some TV blowhard like Harangue could be behind a robot like that.
Gwen But how else could he have gotten that video footage? He must've had a camera on the robot.
Ben Robot-schmobot, don't you have a test to take?
Gwen Test?
Gwen is having a driving test appointment with a driving instructor.
Ben Good luck! (walks away)
Mr. Webb Uhh, Miss Tennyson, my name is Mr. Webb, I'll be administrating your driving test today.
Gwen Uh, hello.
Mr. Webb Now if you're feeling nervous, don't be, it could be a lot worse.
Gwen How?
Mr. Webb Well you could be me. (laughs) You only have to go through this once today, I have to do this all day long. (laughs) That was a little joke there just to, kinda break the tension.
Gwen Okay.
Mr Webb Well let's start the car huh, and pull carefully into traffic.
Gwen gives a breathe-out before starting the car.
Mr. Webb You're doing just fine Miss Tennyson, now, if... if you could please just parallel park between those two cars there.
BLAST! Lasers are being fired at by the car.
Mr. Webb Uhh, now that's fine Miss Tennyson... if you could just... get away from here!
The Stalker robot fires at the car while following it, it dodges but the lasers hits a building.
Gwen Sorry!
Mr. Webb No, you signalled before you dodged the... laser.
The Stalker fires missiles at the car.
Will Harangue (inside the Stalker) Tennyson, come out, come out wherever you are!
At the petition signing queue.
Ben (to a random guy) I love the idea of having online cop in my video game, but there's only one me, would it be weird to have multiple Bens running around?
Random Guy Are you gonna sign my petition or not?
BANG! Ben runs to check it out and quickly activates the Ultimatrix and transforms into Cannonbolt.
Cannonbolt Cannonbolt!
Meanwhile, the Stalker is chasing the car and firing lasers at it.
Mr. Webb I-I think I've seen enough Miss Tennyson, if you could just turn on around, take me back to the motor-vehicles building - No, no, no, na-haho.
The stalker grabs onto the car with a string claw.
Mr. Webb (screams, then covers his mouth) - I'm sorry.
Will Harangue (inside the Stalker; spots Cannonbolt) There he is.
Harangue draws his attention to Cannonbolt and fires lasers as he tries to curl up and attack. Will Harangue fires stick goo at Cannonbolt.
Cannonbolt (grunting) It's like it's ready for everything.
The Stalker kicks Cannonbolt into a house with it's leg. Cannonbolt transforms into Big Chill.
Big Chill Big Chill! Are you ready for this?
Fires ice breath at the Stalker, freezing it. However, it manages to escape.
Big Chill ..and yes, it was.
Will Harangue gets back into action, but Big Chill escapes from the strike intangibly. Gwen exits the car.
Mr. Webb (offscreen) Uhh, Miss Tennyson? (onscreen) I need a ride back to the DMV.
Gwen I'll take you back as soon as I can-
Mr. Webb Not from you! I just want to borrow your phone so I can call a cab.
Big Chill I can't have much power left in the Ultimatrix, but I should have enough for one more try!
Ben hits the Ultimatrix symbol, turning him into Lodestar.
Lodestar Lodestar!
Lodestar runs up to the Stalker for his attack, he shoots a vibration wave at the Stalker, not doing much damage.
Lodestar Can't magnetize him? What's it made of?
Will Harangue fires the Stalker's spider legs at Lodestar, for them to be grabbed by his enhanced strength, but Harangue unleashes a metal grabbing claw to grab Lodestar's head and swing his whole body around then throws him into a house, through the backyard. Harangue attempts to hit spider legs at Lodestar, for the latter to be saved by Gwen's manna shield, but Harangue is successful in destroying the manna shield. The Ultimatrix times out and Lodestar reverts into Ben, for the latter to be knocked unconscious.
Will Harangue Beat you. You can't escape Tennyson, you can't escape justice.

Act 3

Speaker Dialogue
Ben quickly regains consciousness, but Harangue drives his Stalker away from the battle.
At Oliver's place.
Oliver But you had him!
Will Harangue I know that, pinhead. But every time I fight Tennyson, my ratings break records, I should've done this during sweeps.
Oliver The longer you do all this out, the better chance he has to figure out how to beat the Stalker.
Will Harangue His time runs out tomorrow, it'll be their television event to the century, the end of Ben 10... Live!
On television, Harangue News is playing, which shows Humungousaur's scenes in Fame.
Will Harangue (voiceover; on TV) More exclusive footage of Ben 10 on the rampage, reckless disregard for people, easily the dangerous man in the world! Worse, our kids are emulating him. (offscreen; muffled words)
Kevin shoots a spit wad blast on the TV. Gwen has her hand out for Kevin's spit wad, he gives Gwen the spit wad.
Will Harangue Tomorrow night, Ben 10, 8pm, Washington DC Mall. I'm calling you out!
Ben Guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
Gwen You're not actually going?
Kevin Why show up on his schedule?
Ben Because I knew he'll be there at 8pm, and I wanna kick his butt!
The scene changes to Washington DC, then zoom into Will Harangue's news reporting office, he sits down and gets ready for cable news.
Will Harangue Welcome, America, to a special live edition of the Will Harangue nation, America you seen all week (scene change to Ben, with a Smoothie, Gwen and Kevin walking in Washington) how dangerous Ben Tennyson is. (scene change to Harangue) Somebody's gotta stand up to danger, America. (uses his spinny chair to drive to computer panels) And Will Harangue is that someone. (holds levers) Ben 10, you're reign of terror ends now!
Outside, a Stalker robot emerges from the sky, it crashes on the ground where Ben, Gwen and Kevin are. The Stalker appears to have will Harangue's face on a computer screen interface. Fireworks blow.
Will Harangue (on computer screen interface) Any last words?
Ben None that I'm allowed to say on television!
Ben activates the Ultimatrix and transforms into Humungousaur.
Humungousaur Humungousaur!
Humungousaur is continuously trying to hit the Stalker, but the latter uses a flamethrower on the former, but the former resists the fire, the Humungousaur gets pulled back by the Stalker's missiles. Gwen is now trying to hit the Stalker with manna disks, she stops when the Stalker is too agile and fires missiles, which hit a tall building.
Kevin (absorbs stone; to Gwen) Boost me!
Gwen gives Kevin a boost with a manna jump pad that allows Kevin to jump and hit the Stalker, then the Stalker kicks Kevin back, but Humungousaur grabs the Stalker from behind, then the latter gets out electrical shockers from the back and shocks Humungousaur. The Stalker fires missiles at Humungousaur - the latter resists the missiles, but it makes a giant pole behind him about to fall over. Humungousaur puts his Stegosauride armour on and lifts the pole.
The scene zooms into Will Harangue's place.
Oliver Great footage!
Will Harangue Not for me, it's not.
Other Professional The instant ratings?
Will Harangue It's obvious, everyone loves to watch Ben 10!
Kevin gets a bench and bangs it on the Stalker. Gwen fires manna disks at the Stalker, then the latter fires missiles, but Gwen defends herself with manna force field and gets blasted back on the floor, then the Stalker picks up Kevin, electrocutes him and throws him on the ground. The Stalker turns around at Humungousaur.
Humungousaur It's me you're after, Harangue.
Will Harangue Right you are. And it's close to the end of the hour, better wrap this up! (walks up to Humungousaur, and dodges his punch)
Humungousaur Wait a minute...
The Stalker uses it's electrocutors on Humungousaur and the latter goes flying in a flat water pool.
Humungousaur You scouted all my moves. (dodges lasers that Harangue shoots from the Stalker) The video game scan, that's how you did it! Think Ben, something you've never done before. (dodges lasers) Maybe something from a game! (moves into a sumo wrestling pose) Like from Sumo Slammers 4: Tournament Edition! (hits the Stalker by waving his arms like a sumo wrestler)
At Will Harangue's place.
Will Harangue Where'd that come from?
Oliver We've got bigger problems, he just broke the robot's uplink, we've lost control!
Back at the real action.
Will Harangue (spinning around) I don't want that thing rampaging with my face on it!
Due to losing control, the Stalker is spinning around and firing missiles unwillingly - Gwen and Kevin get back in the game and go up to Humungousaur.
Humungousaur It's got countermeasures for all my alien forms from the video game scan.
Kevin Not all of them, remember?
Humungousaur slams the Ultimatrix symbol and transforms into Nanomech.
Nanomech Nanomech! Um, now what?
Gwen takes a straw out from the same smoothie Ben as drinking earlier from the bin and is putting her hand out for Kevin to grab it.
Kevin Ughh, Ben cooties!
Gwen Do it! (stuffs on Kevin's lips)
The Stalker sucks in Nanomech with a vacuuming pipe.
Nanomech Hey, what?
Nanomech is inside the core of the Stalker.
Nanomech Um, what should I break?
Gwen Everything!
Nanomech starts throwing and kicking stuff.
Nanomech (takes off wires) I wonder what would happen if I crossed these. (puts plugs together)
Due to Nanomech's intelligence, the Stalker falls over, making it defeated.
Will Harangue What's happening, are we still on? (computer screen interface goes black)
At Will Harangue's place.
Will Harangue (slams his fist on the table in frustration)
Oliver Look on the bright side, sir, the ratings were fantastic, and if the police ever find out what's left of the robot, we could rebuild.
Then, Oliver and Harangue see Way Big outside of their place.
Way Big (holding Stalker) Looking for this?
Way Big crushes the Stalker then drops it. A crashing sound is heard, followed by a car alarm.
Way Big (sarcastically) Oops.
Oliver and Will peer out the window.
Oliver Is that... your car?
Will Harangue It was.
At Ben's house, Kevin and Ben are watching Will Harangue's Stalker and Humungousaur in action.
Will Harangue (VO; on tv) So at the end of it all, Ben 10 tries to frame me for the damage at the Washington Mall. That's the way his kind twists for facts, but I'm not angry about that, for the hundred seventy million dollars of my own money that I spent. (onscreen) It's a small price to pay in the pursuit of freedom, but his childish vandalism of my classic car?! It show's what kind of sick, depraved...
Ben turns off the TV with remote.
Kevin Dude, his car?!
Gwen (rushes into the house happily with driving card) I passed my driving test!
Ben Not the way I would've bet. First one round of Smoothies on me!
Kevin Yeah, you can pay for it with the video game money you're not getting.
Ben Oh, that's right.
Kevin I'll drive.
Gwen (arms folded with stern look)
Kevin What? Just because you got your license, it's not like I'm gonna-
Gwen fires a spitwad at Kevin's head. Kevin hands over his car keys, and Gwen heads out.
Ben I got shotgun! (rushes out the door
Kevin No way I'm sitting in the back. (follows behind)
Credits Play
Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Episode Transcripts
Season 1 FameDupedHit 'Em Where They LiveVideo GamesEscape From AggregorToo Hot to HandleAndreas' FaultFusedHero TimeUltimate Aggregor
Season 2 Map of InfinityReflected GloryDeepWhere the Magic Happens • Perplexahedron • The Forge of Creation • ...Nor Iron Bars a Cage • The Enemy of My Enemy • Absolute Power: Part 1 • Absolute Power: Part 2
Season 3 The Transmogrification of Eunice • Eye of the Beholder • Viktor: The Spoils • The Big Story • Girl Trouble • Revenge of the Swarm • The Creature From Beyond • Basic Training • It's Not Easy Being Gwen • Ben 10,000 Returns • Moonstruck • Prisoner Number 775 is Missing • The Purge • Simian Says • Greetings From Techadon • The Flame Keeper's Circle • Double or Nothing •The Perfect Girlfriend • The Ultimate Sacrifice • The Widening GyreThe Mother of All VreedlesA Knight to RememberSolitary AlignmentInspector 13 • Enemy of My Frenemy • Couples Retreat • Catch a Falling Star • The Eggman Cometh • Night of the Living Nightmare • The Beginning of the End • The Ultimate Enemy: Part 1 • The Ultimate Enemy: Part 2
Specials Ben 10/Generator Rex: Heroes United