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| Bros in Space | Rules of Engagement | |
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Prologue
| Speaker | Dialogue |
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| The robots attack Bellwood. Rook saves a civilian and attacks the robot. Humungousaur throws the lid of the grate at the robot. After destroying another one, Billy arrives. | |
| Billy | (sneers) You forgot to say, "It's Hero Time!" |
| Humungousaur | Sorry, kid. No time for autographs. |
| Suddenly, a robot shoots lasers at Humungousaur. | |
| Humungousaur | Huh? |
| The other robots get back and Humungousaur tries to block the laser with the lid of the grate, but it melted. | |
| Humungousaur | Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! |
| Billy | Ben Tennyson, I demand that you - |
| Humungousaur | Dude, I don't have time for fanboys right now. We're in the middle of a fight here! |
| The robots attack Humungousaur. Humungousaur and Rook found themselves surrounded. | |
| Billy | Halt! |
| The robots power down. | |
| Rook | Um, Ben, I do not believe this is a fanboy. |
| Billy | Ha! Furthest thing from it, in fact. I just wanted you to acknowledge me as your archnemesis and destroyer. And now that that's out of the way, Humungo-bore... attack. |
| The robots' eye glows. | |
| Theme Plays | |
Act 1
| Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Humungousaur grabs Billy. | |
| Humungousaur | I don't know how you're controlling those things, but tell them to back off. |
| Billy's backpack turns into a jetpack. | |
| Billy | Unh-unh. |
| Rook | Ben, that child may, in fact, be an adversary, rather than a - |
| Humungousaur | Duck! |
| Rook | Where? |
| One of the robots slices a building in half. Humungousaur leaps onto a robot, but gets knocked off by another. | |
| Mazuma | This is not safe. You must leave. |
| Billy | No! I want to see Tennyson suffer. |
| Billy flies into the battle and aims the De-Ager Ray at Humungousaur. | |
| Billy | Hold still, you big lizard! |
| The two robots accidentally destroy each other and knock Billy out of the sky. Humungousaur reverts back to Ben. | |
| Ben | All right. Start talking, kid -- now! Who are you? |
| Billy | Of course. You don't even remember me. Hello! I'm Billy Billions. We were in middle school together. I sat behind you in Mrs. Rheault's class. |
| The flashback begins. | |
| Billy | I was richer than you. I was smarter than you. I should have been running that school. |
| The flashback ends. | |
| Billy | Now do you remember? |
| Ben | (cleaning his ears) Um, no. |
| Billy | Then maybe you'll remember this! |
| Another flashback begins. | |
| Billy | You weren't smarter than me. You were just lucky. So, I decided to show you up once and for all. |
| Ben | Wait. (The flashback pauses) So instead of zapping me, you got sucked into Dimension 12? |
| Ben and Rook | (laughing) |
| Billy | Not funny. |
| Ben | (chuckling) Oh, come on, man. You got to admit, it's a little funny. |
| Billy's teeth chattering in anger. | |
| Billy | I don't got to admit anything! I said it's not funny! |
| The flashback resumes. | |
| Billy | There I was, stranded in a dimension where time stood still. A place where all organic life had been hunted into destruction. |
| Computron Minion | Destroy all flesh and the works of flesh! |
| Billy hides from Computron's minions. | |
| Billy | You know the worst part? |
| Ben | That five years of isolation drove you crazy? |
| Billy | (The flashback pauses.) That five years of isolation drove me -- No! The worst part is, because of Dimension 12's weirdo time effect, I stopped aging. So I'm stuck looking like this! |
| The flashback continues. | |
| Billy | My body stopped growing, but not my brain. I'm a genius, by the way. Born of geniuses. My parents basically invented modern robotics. |
| Computron Minion | Destroy all flesh and the works of flesh! |
| Billy pushes a button to stop the robot. The others join him. The flashback ends. | |
| Billy | After that, reopening the portal to Earth was only a matter of time. |
| Ben | (fiddling with the Omnitrix) Huh? Sorry. What? |
| Billy | Weren't you listening?! |
| Ben | When you're a world-famous superhero, you've heard one "Blah blah blah" evil tirade, you've heard them all. |
| Billy | "World-famous?" |
| Rook | Yes. According to Ben, he has saved the universe billions of times. |
| Ben | (scoffs) At least. |
| Billy | Of course you became world-famous. Why wouldn't you be? |
| Billy grabs the De-Ager Ray and aims it at Ben and Rook. | |
| Billy | That all changes -- right now! |
| Billy zaps and knocks out Ben and Rook. | |
| Young Ben | I feel weird. (realizes) What's going on? Rook, you okay? |
| Young Rook | I am not entirely sure. (sees his tail) How embarrassing. |
| Young Ben | Dude, you have a tail. |
| Young Rook | That is the only thing you notice about our predicament? |
| Young Ben | Your voice is kind of weird, too? |
Act 2
| Speaker | Dialogue |
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| Young Ben | Seriously, Rook, you have a tail! |
| Young Rook | A B' Inthak. It... falls off at puberty. (sees his tail moving) Stop that! Stop that right now! Stop that! |
| Billy | Just a little something I cooked up when I was stranded in Dimension 12. Now you know how it feels to be stuck looking like a kid for the rest of your life! Just some kid that nobody knows. |
| Young Ben | Change us back! |
| Billy | You don't scare me, Tennyson. I've seen you in action. You can't even control that thing. |
| Young Ben | Hey, no matter what I turn into, I'll still be able to take you down. |
| Billy | Like I'd give you a chance. |
| Billy calls more robots. | |
| Young Ben | Rook, run! |
| Ben slams the Omnitrix to transform, and the Omnitrix don't recognize Ben. | |
| Omnitrix | Error, biometric data does not match Ben Tennyson! |
| Ben | That's because I'm 11 again. What do you want from me? |
| Omnitrix | Vocal pattern does not match Ben Tennyson. Please provide an alternate identification. |
| Ben | I'm Benjamin Kirby Tennyson! *Omnitrix beeps* I live in Bellwood! *Omnitrix beeps* My grandfather's name is Max Tennyson! *Omnitrix beeps* I like soccer, and chili fries, and... I'M SCARED OF PEACOCKS! |
| Omnitrix | Identity confirmed. Thank you. |
| Ben transforms into Ball Weevil. | |
| Ball Weevil | Ball Weevil! |
| Ball Weevil creates a ball and rolls away from the robots, causing them to chase him. | |
| Billy | PPPSSSHH! This is a piece of cake. Hey, Mazuma, who's more famous? The superhero or the guy who destroys him? |
| Rook tries to stop Billy, but Mazuma blocks the attack. Ball Weevil leads the robots into the bridge and destroys them. | |
| Young Rook | UHHH! |
| Mazuma | I advise you to surrender. I have injured all of your extremities. |
| Young Rook | (sees his tail) Almost all. |
| After Young Rook knocked part of Mazuma's face off, she knocks Rook off of the ruined robot they were fighting on, and Ball Weevil catches him. | |
| Ball Weevil | You okay? |
| Young Rook | (groans) Yes. However, our foes have left the scene. |
| Ball Weevil reverts back to Ben. | |
| Young Rook | We should go back to headquarters. Perhaps the Plumbers can return us to normal. |
| Young Ben | Good idea. |
| Rook tries to reach the gas pedal on the Proto-TRUK, but couldn't do it, so they took a bus. | |
| Young Ben | Yes, I am Ben Tennyson, superhero. Saved the world a few times. Maybe you've heard of me? |
| Girl | (laughing) O.M.G.! That is so adorable! "I'm a superhero. Maybe you've heard of me." |
| Young Ben | What was that thing you said back at the library? |
| Young Rook | How embarrassing? |
| Young Ben | Bingo. |
| At Plumber Headquarters. | |
| Max | Blukic and Driba are working as fast as they can. |
| Young Ben | Then they have to work faster. I need to be normal so I can battle Billy Billions and his bionic babysitter. |
| Max | Patience, Ben. I know that you're worried, but we're doing everything possible to help. I promise, it will be okay. |
| Young Ben | Come on, Grandpa. I just look like I'm 11, but I'm still 16 -- in here. |
| Max | Well, then, in that case, stop whining and act your age. |
| They enter to see Blukic and Driba working on Rook. | |
| Young Ben | What are you guys doing to Rook? |
| Driba | We are about to reverse the de-aging effect. |
| Blukic | Obviously. |
| Blukic and Driba tried to cure Rook, but to no avail. | |
| Blukic | As we said, we have no clue how to reverse the de-aging effect. |
| Driba | Obviously. |
| Max | Well, it looks like our only choice is to get that de-ager away from Billy. |
| Young Ben | Works for me. You in, Rook? |
| Young Rook | Obviously. |
| At Billions Tower. | |
| Billy | Once the projector's working again, I'll use it to send Ben into Dimension 12 forever. Then I'll be the winner and he'll be the loser. |
| Mazuma | And then what? |
| Billy | Then I can take my revenge against everyone in Bellwood who ever gave me a hard time. That's right, Lunch lady! You're next. Hey, robots, what's the holdup? What part of "Hurry up" don't you understand? |
| Billy activates the robots. | |
| Billy | I said faster! Faster! Faster! |
| The watch is destroyed. The robots turn on Billy. | |
| Computron's Minion #1 | This realm is overrun with useless organic life-forms. |
| Computron's Minion #2 | Activate the Portal Projector and initialize invasion protocol. This dimension must be sterilized. |
| They activate the portal. | |
| Billy | How dare you? Halt! Halt, I say! I am your master. Obey me! |
| Another robot emerges from the portal. | |
| Together | Destroy all flesh and the works of flesh. |
| Billy | Stop! Cease! Desist! I command you! |
| Mazuma grabs Billy. | |
| Together | Destroy all flesh and the works of flesh. Destroy all flesh and the works of flesh. |
| Billy | Ohh. |
Act 3
| Speaker | Dialogue |
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| Ben and Rook arrive at the tower. | |
| Young Rook | Billions Technology Tower. |
| Young Ben | (scoffs) The kid's got his own skyscraper? What's he so jealous of me for? |
| Billy and Mazuma are launched away from the tower, and they land near them. | |
| Billy | I knew you wouldn't leave me. (turns to Ben) Ahem! Ben Tennyson. Well, I hate to seem rude, but... I have a dentist's appointment, so if you'll excuse me. |
| Ben grabs Billy. | |
| Young Ben | Not so fast! |
| Mazuma grabs Ben by his hair. | |
| Young Ben | Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! |
| Rook aims the Proto-Tool at Mazuma. | |
| Young Rook | Drop him! |
| Mazuma | Master Billy? |
| Billy | Okay, okay. You let me go, she'll let you go. |
| Ben releases Billy while Mazuma releases Ben. | |
| Young Ben | Let me guess. Dimension 12 robots plus big explosion equals your super-genius brain screwing up royally. |
| Billy | I had everything under control! |
| They enter an elevator. | |
| Billy | Come on! Let me see! I bet I could figure out how it works. |
| Young Rook | The Proto-Tool is a very complicated mechanism. |
| Billy | Come on! |
| Ben looks out at the window. | |
| Young Ben | I can't believe you built your tower right next to Captain Nemesis' building. |
| Billy | Yeah, except my building is taller than his building. |
| Young Ben | Why does that matter? You keep trying to prove that you're better than everyone else, but what happens? You end up making this huge mess that you don't even know how to fix. |
| Billy | I'll think of something. After all, I am a super-genius. |
| Young Ben | Based on what? Cause you brought Dimension 12 robots here to attack me? Oh, brilliant. Except Nemesis did it first. Even that pocket watch is a wannabe Omnitrix. Honestly, have you ever had an original idea? |
| Billy | I came up with "I.Q. Lad" myself. |
| Young Ben | What is that? Your super-villain name? |
| Billy | As a matter of fact, it is. |
| Young Ben | Well, it's super-lame. |
| Billy | Like you could come up with something better? |
| Young Ben | Look, you think you're an evil genius, right? Then go for something like -- I don't know -- "Whiz Kid" or "Wits' End" or "Brain Power." |
| Billy | Ooh! That is a good one. |
| Young Ben | I didn't say you could use it. |
| Billy | Then why did you even mention it? |
| Young Ben | To prove that you're not as smart as you think you are, Billy! You're just a spoiled brat, Billy! A petty, jealous copycat, Billy! |
| Billy | At least you know my name now. |
| Young Rook | Could you settle this after we stop a pan-dimensional invasion? |
| Ben, Rook, Mazuma and Billy scout the area. | |
| Young Ben | As soon as we're inside, you get the de-ager and turn us back to normal. Then we'll stop the robots. |
| Billy | No. First, we stop the robots. Then, I'll turn you back. |
| They hide. | |
| Young Ben | These guys could use a blast from Shocksquatch. Come on, Shocksquatch. How about... (deep voice) Shocksquatch? It's me, Omnitrix. Hello? Anything? |
| Ben turns into Bloxx. | |
| Bloxx | Bloxx? |
| Billy | Oh! Well, that's useful. |
| Bloxx | You just have to be smart enough to adapt, Billy. |
| Mazuma | Quiet! They might hear you. |
| The robots heard and attack them. Bloxx leaps at the robots and destroys two of them. | |
| Mazuma | What are you doing? |
| Billy | I'm -- I'm thinking. |
| Mazuma | While Ben Tennyson steals the spotlight, as usual. |
| Billy | Not this time. |
| While Bloxx fights the robots, Billy grabs the De-Ager Ray. | |
| Billy | Hey, Tennyson! Look what I got! |
| Bloxx | Billy, look out! |
| Rook saves Billy. | |
| Young Rook | Please be careful with that device. |
| Bloxx saves Rook and Billy from a robot. | |
| Bloxx | You're going nowhere fast, dish heads! |
| Billy sees the De-Ager Ray on the floor. | |
| Billy | Again?! I have got to put a better grip on that thing. |
| Billy sees the Proto-Tool on the ground and grabs it. | |
| Billy | Cool! |
| Computron's Minions | Destroy all flesh and the works of flesh. |
| Bloxx | No, Billy! Grab the De-Ager! |
| Billy | Huh? What? |
| Young Rook | I told you it was complicated. |
| Billy cannot figure out how to use it, so he tosses it on the floor, and it fires a laser blast which first bounces all around the room dramatically and then causes the portal to suck the robots and everything else into Dimension 12. | |
| Billy | Aaahh! |
| Bloxx saves Billy. Rook shuts down the portal before Billy is sucked in. | |
| Billy | (grunting) I did it. I did it! I overloaded the portal generator. I saved the Earth! |
| Young Rook | After having been the one who doomed it. |
| Billy | (singsong voice) I saved the world! Ha ha. Me! Billy Billions. I mean, I.Q. Lad. I mean -- |
| Bloxx | Been there, done that. |
| Bloxx reverts back to Ben. | |
| Young Rook | A billion times. |
| Billy | (normal voice) I did it this time -- not you, Ben Tennyson! Me! Me! Me! |
| Billy falls to the floor. | |
| Young Ben | That's gonna hurt when he wakes up. The De-Ager Ray. Ready to say goodbye to that tail? |
| Young Rook | I do not know. I was just getting used to it again. (his tail smacks him in the face) I am over it. |
| Outside Billions Tower. | |
| Reporter #1 | Ben, what happened in there? |
| Ben | Guys, guys, please. One at a time. |
| Reporter #2 | Was it Captain Nemesis? |
| Reporter #3 | Will you show us one of your aliens? |
| Billy | It's not fair! It's not fair! I did all the work! I saved the world! And he gets all the credit! Again! |
| Max | Stop whining, Billy. (throws him into the back of a truck) Act your age. |
| Ben | Yeah. Grow up, will ya? |
| Credits Play. | |