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| Be Afraid of the Dark | Divided We Stand | |
| Perfect Day |
Prologue
| Speaker | Dialogue |
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| The episode starts with Max cooking food in the Rustbucket while Ben and Gwen are asleep. | |
| Max | Rise and shine, sleepyheads. |
| Ben and Gwen wake up, then suddenly, the Omnitrix is scrolling through aliens rapidly. | |
| Ben | Hey, what's up with this thing? |
| Gwen falls on the ground from her bed. | |
| Ben | (chuckles) Something tells me this is gonna be a good day. |
| Ben and Gwen sit down on the table. | |
| Max | Hope you guys are hungry, I cooked up one of my world-famous breakfasts. |
| Ben | Uh-oh, plug your nose and kiss your taste buds goodbye. |
| However, instead of grub worms or any other of the gross dishes Max usually cooks, Max serves Ben and Gwen eggs and bacon. | |
| Ben | So, is this like groundhog bacon and salamander eggs? |
| Max | (chuckles) Nope, nope, just good old American bacon and eggs. But I understand if it doesn't sound good to you. |
| Ben and Gwen then dig in eagerly, then Ben burps offscreen after finishing. Gwen exits the Rustbucket while coughing, since Ben has burped on her face. | |
| Gwen | Right in my face! Good one, Ben. |
| Ben | Aren't you gonna freak out or something? |
| Gwen | (scoffs) Why, it was just a joke, right? Come on, lets check out the tar pits. |
| Ben | Nah, there's gotta be something more exciting going on around here. |
| A county school bus of cheerleaders is driving by, suddenly, the front wheels of the bus get damaged, forcing the bus to stop. | |
| Cheerleader #1 | Oh no, what are we going to do? |
| Cheerleader #2 | I wish somebody could help us! |
| Ben | Guess that'll do. |
| Suddenly, a spaceship lands on the ground, then the entrance opens, revealing SixSix and Vulkanus. | |
| Gwen | SixSix and Vulkanus? What are they doing here? |
| Ben | About to get their alien butts kicked, that's what. Going hero! (activates the Omnitrix and slams it) |
| Theme Plays | |
Act 1
| Speaker | Dialogue |
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| Ben has transformed into Diamondhead, and SixSix fires missiles, but Diamondhead constructs a crystal construct that the missiles bang onto, blasting SixSix and Vulkanus back. | |
| Diamondhead | Don't worry girls, I'm here to- |
| Diamondhead gets knocked away onto the ground by Vulkanus. | |
| Gwen | Ben, are you okay? |
| Diamondhead | You're worried about me? Did you get hit in the head or something? |
| Vulkanus lifts up the school bus, making the cheerleaders scream, then Vulkanus throws the bus, and Diamondhead constructs a crystal hand to grab the school bus and land it to ground to safety. Then, SixSix fires lasers on Diamondhead - the latter constructs a crystal bridge and jumps up to SixSix and slams him on the ground, Vulkanus and Diamondhead start clashing with each other and the cheerleaders cheer Diamondhead on. Diamondhead then hits Vulkanus high, and Gwen uses her magic to lift up a dumpster and traps Vulkanus, crumpling him to the size of a bottle cap. SixSix then pulls a cheerleader out the school bus, and unleashes his blaster. | |
| Diamondhead | You have a lot to learn about school spirit. |
| Diamondhead fires a crystal shard on SixSix's blaster, making it explode. Diamondhead then fires another crystal shard on his jetpack, and it makes the latter go flying out. | |
| Diamondhead | This could get sticky. |
| SixSix then crashes into a lake, and Diamondhead's work is done, the cheerleaders cheer. Diamondhead constructs some crystals on the wheel to make the wheel work again. | |
| Diamondhead | You're good to go. |
| Cheerleaders #2, #3 and #4 | Yeah, who-hoo! |
| Cheerleader #2 | You're awesome. |
| Cheerleader #3 | And soo cute! |
| Then, Kai Green turns up in the school bus, and Diamondhead is surprised to see her. The school bus then drives off. | |
| Diamondhead | Kai? |
| Gwen | Didn't she break your heart after we defeated that Werewolf in the desert? |
| Diamondhead | Thanks for reminding me. |
| Ben and Gwen are now back in the Rustbucket. | |
| Max | Hey! Who's up for some pizza and games at Pizza N Play? |
| Ben and Gwen become excited. | |
| Ben | This day just keeps getting better and better! |
| The scene becomes a photo album screen. | |
| In the first shot, Ben and Gwen are at Pizza N Play, with the former biting in on some pizza. | |
| The second shot shows Ben playing a bowling game, holding a bowling ball - then throws it - and scores a 500 - Ben and Gwen get loads of tickets. | |
| The third shot shows two Pizza N Play workers handing Ben a shirt saying "1,000,000th Customer" - the workers kiss Ben on the cheek. | |
| Back to the main type of screen, the trio exit Pizza N Play. | |
| Ben | Oh yeah, with everything going on, I forgot to show you, the Omnitrix has been acting really weird. |
| Max | Hmm... well, I wouldn't worry about it; I'm sure it's nothing. |
| Ben | Really? |
| Suddenly, they see a truck driving by in the parking lot, and due to it driving rapidly, one of the truck's boxes fall out, the box forcibly opens when landing, the contents are loads of Sumo Slammers video games, Ben rushes over to grab them. | |
| Ben | Woah! Sumo Slammer Space Wars! This game isn't supposed to be out for like a year. (turns to Gwen and Max) I probably should return these, should I? |
| Max | Naah, that truck's long gone. I say, play away! |
| Ben | (smiles) Could this day get any better? |
| Outside the Rustbucket, in which they are in a forest, Max has plugged the game disc into a TV, for Ben to play. | |
| Max | There, that should enhance your gaming experience a bit. |
| Gwen | Want me to whip up some snacks for you? |
| Ben | Sounds great, puke face. |
| Gwen | (chuckles) O-ho, Ben. |
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| Ben | (to himself) Don't know why you guys are being so nice, but keep up the good work! |
| Gwen and Max enter the Rustbucket, but suddenly, another Gwen and Max turn up from the forest and run up to Ben. | |
| Real Gwen | Yo megadweeb! Get off your butt and follow us, now! |
| Ben | Time to go hero? |
| Real Gwen | Duh, I say so. |
| Ben | Then let's do it, SUMO SLAMMER! - I love this game! |
| Then, the perfect day Gwen and Max exit the Rustbucket and they grab their real world counterparts, respectively, and pull them into the Rustbucket, then, they engage into battle. | |
| Real Gwen | Ben, help! |
| Ben | Since when did it take two people to get nachos? |
| Then, the battling duplicates force their fight out of the Rustbucket. | |
| Ben | (sees fight) Uh.. what is going on? |
| Maxs and Gwens | Ben! Help! They're fakes! |
| The real Gwen and Max pull Ben off of his game. | |
| Ben | Hey! What's going on? |
| Gwen and Max bring Ben into the Rustbucket. | |
| Real Max | We'll have to explain on the way, get in! |
| Max starts the Rustbucket and drives away. | |
| Ben | Somebody better start explaining or I'm outta here! Why are there two Granpdas and two Gwens? |
| Max | The others are fakes, imposters created to keep an eye on you. |
| Gwen | This all started of you not having the best of days. |
| Gwen then goes into a voiceover, while a flashback is commencing. | |
| The first shot shows Ben's head getting banged on the Rustbucket ceiling when waking up. | |
| The second one shows Ben's trousers falling down, exposing his Sumo Slammers boxers, huiliating himself infront of cheerleaders. | |
| Then, the third shot shows Ben getting zapped by two Forever Knights blasters. | |
| Gwen (VO) | Things only got worse after a sneak attack by the Forever Knights. |
| Then, the fourth one shows the Forever Knights putting Ben in their car. | |
| Ben | (VO) Woah, woah, woah, (voiceover ends) if I was captured by the Forever Knights, I think I'd remember. |
| Max | (offscreen) No Ben, you wouldn't, (onscreen) because they hooked you up to a- |
| The Rustbucket is about to crash into another car while Max is not looking. | |
| Ben | Look out! |
Act 2
| Speaker | Dialogue |
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| The car crashes through the Rustbucket, making the Rustbucket be destroyed. Lt. Steel exits the car. | |
| Lt. Steel | Secure the area, move, move, move! |
| Some of the SACT guards exit the car. Ben exits the destroyed Rustbucket. | |
| Ben | Lieutenant Steel, what are you doing? |
| Lt. Steel | Saving your fanny. Sorry for the drastic measures, Ben, but if they saw us coming, who know what they would've done to ya. |
| Ben | Who are you talking about? |
| Gwen and Max were under a metal sheet, they lift up the metal sheet, and Ben's question is answered, Steel pulls Ben away. | |
| Lt. Steel | They're not your family, Ben. (offscreen) They're Limax, alien shapeshifters (onscreen) working for Vilgax. |
| Ben | But... but they said the other Grandpa and Gwen were fakes, and that the Forever Knights were behind all this. |
| Lt. Steel | And you believe that load of fertilizer? |
| Max | He's lying, Ben, we're your real family! |
| Vilgax | (offscreen) You may have stopped my minions, but you will not stop me! |
| The Chimeran Hammer shows up, and Vilgax emerges from the Chimeran Hammer and jumps to ground. | |
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| Lt. Steel | I hate to say "I told you so", but... |
| Ben transforms into Four Arms. | |
| - | |
| Four Arms | You're messing with the wrong kid, squidface! (runs at Vilgax) |
| Four Arms and Vilgax then run at each other, and they engage in battle, while the SACT are using their guns to keep Gwen and Max in check. Four Arms then picks up and spins Vilgax around rapidly, then throws the latter onto the Chimeran Hammer, destroying the ship in the process. - Vilgax then unleashes a Null Void Projector. | |
| Four Arms | The Null Void Projector! |
| Vilgax | Now, I will send you to that wretched wasteland where you sent me! |
| Before Vilgax can send Four Arms to the Null Void, the latter jumps on him and grabs the Null Void Projector. | |
| Four Arms | Sorry, Villy. Looks like it's just not your day. |
| Vilgax charges at Four Arms, but the former jumps into a Null Void portal shot by Four Arms with the Null Void Projector. | |
| Vilgax | NOOOOO! |
| Four Arms discards the portal. | |
| Lt. Steel | Good! Now if you could just use that little toy on our shapeshifting friends, our work here will be done. |
| Max | Ben, don't! You have to listen to us! |
| Gwen | Forget it, Grandpa, Ben's too much of a lame pukeface dimwitted doofus,(offscreen) he can't even figure out (onscreen) that Vilgax would get the Omnitrix before he tried to send him to the Null Void. |
| Four Arms | Two 1-way tickets to alien storage coming up. |
| The SACT soldiers push Gwen and Max to the floor while the latter two are cuffed. However, Four Arms blasts the Null Void Projector, and it sucks up the SACT guards. | |
| Lt. Steel | What are you doing? |
| Four Arms | That Gwen is telling the truth, (picks up Steel) which means you must be lying! |
| Lt. Steel | How terribly clever of you. |
| Steel transforms into Enoch, revealing Enoch to have been disguised as Steel the whole time. | |
| Four Arms | Enoch! Then the Forever Knights ARE behind everything! |
| Gwen | That's what we've been telling you! (cuffs detaches) |
| The Forever Knight soldiers are now in the scene. | |
| Enoch | We needed to keep your mind preoccupied, while we remove the Omnitrix. (offscreen) Having you believe this was the perfect day was one way. |
| Four Arms' Null Void Projector disappears, and then the setting transforms into the Null Void background, but with different coloring. | |
| Enoch | (offscreen) Now, you will live your worst nightmare. |
| Four Arms | Nice trick, but I'm still going to kick your tin can butt! (reverts into Ben) |
| Ben | Something tells me this day is about to go downhill. |
| Max | Lets move! |
| The Tennysons run away. | |
| Sir Enoch | Go ahead and run, (offscreen) it will do you no good, I control this world! |
| The Tennysons then run into Sir Enoch, then the turn back the opposite direction and they see another clone of Sir Enoch, then, the Tennysons find another giant version of Sir Enoch, he makes the ground erupt. | |
| Gwen | Enoch said he'd create your worst nightmare. |
| The dust disappears, revealing the Tennysons to be in the hallways of Madison Elementary School. | |
| Gwen | So... so where are we? |
| Bookshelves start growing. | |
| Ben | It's... it's... SCHOOL! (yelling and running for his life) Get me out of here!! |
| Gwen | (grabs Ben by his shirt) Only you would be scared by a book. |
| Ben | (scoffs; mocks Gwen) "Only you would be scared by a book. |
| The Tennysons then walk ahead, and Ben stops for a second. | |
| Ben | Would someone mind explaining where "here" is? |
| Gwen | The scariest place of all... INSIDE your head! |
| Flashback commences. | |
| Gwen (VO) | Sir Enoch wanted the Omnitrix, but to remove it, they needed time, so they used an alien technology that would keep you happy in dream land, while they worked to remove it. |
| Ben (VO) | (about how the Omnitrix was scrolling through aliens) That's why the watch was wigging out. |
| Gwen (VO) | Fortunately, Grandpa was able to track the Omnitrix's signal and tap into the frequency of their dream machine, which let us come in here and try to fish you out. |
| Ben | All I need to do is wake up, right? So hit me. |
| Gwen stomps on Ben's foot, then Ben screams. However, Gwen fails to wake Ben up. | |
| Ben | It didn't work! |
| Gwen | Yeah, Grandpa said that it wouldn't, but you asked for it. |
| Max | I scanned the whole area, and there's only one glitch we can exit through, this way! |
| Ben | So what happens when we're still in here when the Omnitrix is removed? |
| Max | Then the dream, and us (offscreen) will be terminated! (onscreen) Come on! |
| The Tennysons then see Kevin in human form walking through the hallways, the latter then spots the Tennysons. | |
| Ben | It's Kevin! |
| Gwen | That's one tough hall monitor! |
| Ben | Good thing I have my all access pass right here! (presses Omnitrix, but doesn't activate) - (grunts) Aw man, it's still recharging! |
| To make matters worse, Kevin then finds them again, and he transforms into Kevin 11, but this time with Ripjaws' mouth. Then walks up to them and roars at them, making the Tennysons run the opposite direction as Kevin chases them, such to Ben's horror. | |
| Ben | I HATE SCHOOL!!! |
Act 3
| Speaker | Dialogue |
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| The chase continues, then Kevin blasts a fireball, but it hits the wall. The Tennysons enter one of the school rooms, and Max uses a drawer to barricade the door. | |
| Gwen | We're trapped! |
| Ben | (goes up to a computer) What's up with this? A test? I'd rather take my chances with Kevin! |
| Gwen | I'm on it! |
| Gwen types on the computer, then part of the ground falls down in a bottomless pit or possibly the bottom floor, due to Gwen choosing the wrong answer. Kevin then is busting through the door with his Diamondhead hand and cuts the door, Ben starts typing. | |
| Gwen | What are you doing? |
| Ben | It's multiple choice, just choose 'C' for every answer, and you'll pass. |
| Gwen | That won't work! |
| Ben then completes the test, and he unlocks a secret door. | |
| Ben | (to Gwen) How do you think I got through the third grade? |
| The Tennysons then go through the door, and Kevin manages to bust through the other door. The Tennysons continue walking through the hallways, with no Kevin chasing them. | |
| Max | Okay, we're close, I think we just need to- |
| Max then bumps into buffed troll versions of Cash and JT. | |
| Ben | Cash and JT! The school bullies! |
| Cash grabs Max. | |
| Gwen | No one bullies my Grandpa! |
| Gwen then jumps and kicks Cash, but the latter throws her away. | |
| Ben | Let's see how though they are picking on Heatblast! |
| Ben transforms, but instead of Heatblast, Ben gets Grey Matter instead. | |
| Gwen | Ugh, even in your dreams, you are such a dweeb! |
| JT gives Max a wedgie, and the latter yells. | |
| Grey Matter | We've got to do something! They're giving grandpa a wedgie! And it's atomic! |
| Grey Matter then climbs on JT's shoulder, and Gwen climbs on Cash. | |
| Grey Matter | Alien wet willy! |
| Grey Matter places his finger inside his mouth, then places the spit in JT's ear, distracting the latter. Gwen does the same to Cash, making the latter release Grandpa. | |
| Max | Thanks, guys. Now let's get out of here! |
| Max's tracking device is destroyed. | |
| Max | (sighs) It's caput! |
| Gwen | How are we going to find the exit! |
| Grey Matter | Hmm, Enoch would try to hide it in the last place we've been to look. |
| Ben, Gwen and Max then go to the gym lockers. | |
| Max | Your gym locker, of course. |
| Ben opens his gym locker, then Enoch, Kevin and SixSix show up. | |
| Enoch | Trying to leave school early? |
| Cash and JT then enter. | |
| Enoch | Now you're really in trouble. |
| Cash and JT respectively grab Max and Gwen. Kevin surrounds Ben with crystal, while the latter is trying to activate the Omnitrix. | |
| Enoch | You don't get it, do you? You may have had advantage in the real world, but this is not the real world! |
| Ben | You're right, this isn't the real world, and it's my world, in my mind. And I say... I'm Ultra Ben! |
| Ben then transforms into Ultra Ben, and blasts Enoch, SixSix and Kevin back. | |
| Enoch | You won't be able to stop us all! |
| Ben | You're not the only one with backup! |
| Ben transforms Max into Ultra Max. | |
| Max | (frees himself from Cash's arms) Ultra Grandpa, nice! |
| Ben transforms Gwen into Ultra Gwen, in which she now gains a rat head. | |
| Gwen | So not funny, Ben. |
| Ben | Quit complaining and bite somebody! |
| Gwen bites JT, making him let go of Gwen. Kevin attempts to attack Ultra Ben, then Ben strikes back by punching Kevin back into the gym lockers, Max punches away the school bullies. | |
| Max | Alright. |
| Max then picks up the school bullies, and throws them high into the sky, they fall onto Max's hands again. Ben is then flying Sir Enoch fly into the sky, they then arrive into space. | |
| Ben | My head, my rules. Consider yourself expelled! |
| Ben throws Enoch onto the sun. | |
| Enoch | No! |
| Ben then arrives back in the real world, and he is in Sir Enoch's lair, where Sir Enoch is plugged into a machine connecting to Ben's mind. Sir Enoch wakes up and Ben is still in the machine. | |
| Enoch | (to scientist servants) Quickly! Get that thing off before he awakes! |
| Back inside of Ben's dream, he is flying back to Earth. | |
| Back in the real world, the scientists are using tools to try and remove the Omnitrix. | |
| Fortunately, Ben flies through his gym locker. | |
| In the real world, Ben has now escaped his dream and is back in the real world. | |
| Enoch | (to scientist) This time, I will not fail! |
| Ben | (kicks away scientist servant) Dream on! (transforms into XLR8) |
| In the Rustbucket, Gwen and Max then wake up and arrive back in the real world. | |
| Max | Ben! |
| XLR8 then uses speed and knocks down all the guards - Enoch unleashes his energy blade, but XLR8 just swifts and destroys the blade. XLR8 swifts behind Sir Enoch and places a "KICK ME" sign on his back, XLR8 then places Sir Enoch in the dream machine. | |
| XLR8 | Time to go nighty-night, Enoch. |
| Enoch | NO! |
| XLR8 then activates the dream machine, but it malfunctions, and Enoch manages to escape from the dream machine. | |
| Enoch | Ha! It didn't work. |
| XLR8 reverts into Ben. | |
| Ben | No! Not now! |
| Enoch | (maniacal laughter) |
| A few seconds later, Ben is placed in the dream machine, and Sir Enoch then manages to remove the Omnitrix. | |
| Enoch | At last! The Omnitrix is mine! (places it on his wrist) |
| However, all that stuff about Sir Enoch escaping the dream machine and getting the Omnitrix is revealed to have been happening in a dream of his own. Sir Enoch is then trapped in the dream machine, Gwen and Max enter. | |
| Gwen | Give the bad guy a taste of his own medicine, nice. |
| Max | That should keep Sir Enoch happy until the police arrive. |
| XLR8 | I think even bad guys deserve to have a nice dream every once in a while. |
| The Tennysons exit the building. | |
| A few minutes later, in Sir Enoch's lair, another Forever Knight dressed in ninja garb goes up to Enoch and is about to free him from the dream machine. | |
| Voice | (stops the ninja) No! |
| Then, another Forever Knight in a white high-tech suit, known as Forever King the shows up. | |
| Forever King | Enoch has failed me one time too many, from now on, I will personally deal with the Tennysons! |
| Credits Play. | |